júní 28, 2007 § Færðu inn athugasemd
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says „I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.“
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, „Sorry we don’t serve food in here.“
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, „I’ve lost my electron.“ The other says, „Are you sure?“ The first replies, „Yes, I’m positive …“
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He steps up to the bar and the bartender says, „Hey buddy, are you aware that you have a steering wheel in your pants?“ The pirate says, „Aye, and it’s driving me nuts.“
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: „A beer please, and one for the road.“
A pony walks into a bar and orders an ale. The barkeep asks if he wants a bottle? „No, I’m a draft horse.“
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.