Djókur

júní 28, 2007 § Færðu inn athugasemd

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says „I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.“

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, „Sorry we don’t serve food in here.“

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, „I’ve lost my electron.“ The other says, „Are you sure?“ The first replies, „Yes, I’m positive …“

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He steps up to the bar and the bartender says, „Hey buddy, are you aware that you have a steering wheel in your pants?“ The pirate says, „Aye, and it’s driving me nuts.“

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: „A beer please, and one for the road.“

A pony walks into a bar and orders an ale. The barkeep asks if he wants a bottle? „No, I’m a draft horse.“

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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